Tuesday funnies

So my hubby has been posting Tuesday comedy and well I was looking at Blogger and seeing who they have been picking as blogs of note. (YooHooo we should be mentioned I think!!!) Anyway, they mentioned the Shoebox Blog and so I checked it out to see what was so good about it and.... I love this blog! I love these cards (they are the only Hallmark cards I buy!) So I clipped some funnies from them and hope you can go check out the site.

A photo of Barack Obama in traditional African garb may have been sent to the Drudge Report by someone from Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Rumor is that the Obama campaign may retaliate by releasing a photo of Clinton in a dress.

President Bush is pressing Congress to pass the intelligence bill, because he’s, “tired of all the jokes about being stupid.”

In a gesture of musical diplomacy, the New York Philharmonic played the U.S. national anthem in North Korea. The gesture was immediately undermined when they played the theme from M*A*S*H*.

The EPA might drop its requirement that farms report toxic emissions from large piles of manure, saying nobody pays attention to the reports anyway. They did, however, stop short of calling the reports a huge load of crap.

Starbucks says it will close all 7100 stores for three hours this evening for employee training. They also hope to save some energy by halting the production of several thousand useless lap top haikus.

A new study suggests that antidepressants aren't really all that effective. Said one scientist, "What's the freakin' use, anyway?"

A "doomsday seed vault" has been built in the Arctic to preserve food crops against climate change and natural disasters. We support the project, but would understand if something were to "happen" to the brussels sprouts.

Valerie Bertinelli says she cheated on her rock star ex, Eddie Van Halen, who also cheated. It's almost like these famous folks have a different way of looking at things.

This year’s Oscar presentation had 1 million fewer viewers than the lowest rated one ever. Next year they’re thinking of pairing up the nominees and making them dance for the awards.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is still happy with her body. Whew! We get anxious when we don't hear from Jennifer Love Hewitt for a while about how she feels, body-wise.

Be sure and check out the Vault of Funny!! Happy Tuesday!

Tuesday fun on Whidbey Island.