If the worlds champion race-walker were in mortal danger, would he race-walk away, or would he run?
Fortunately, someone in Japan has determined the answer to this important question. They got the world champion race-walker, showed him a (fake) news story about attacking samurai's being a real problem in Japan, then took him to a stadium to demonstrate his race-walk technique for the camera.
That's when they let loose the attacking samurai. From TV in Japan, I present this hilarious clip, with subtitles. Enjoy!
Racewalk to Japan on Whidbey Island.