I thought about making this a Comic Tuesday entry, but it's a book, not a comic. This 1960's humorous treatise gives 'advice' on the right thing to say after several circumstances resulting in 'deflowerment'. Perfectly safe for work, provided you don't have a 10-year-old looking over your shoulder who knows what 'deflowerment' means. :) Enjoy "The Recently Deflowered Girl".
Found at Neatorama. Update: New source found and linked -- the original is gone.
Deflowered on Whidbey Island.